Ready to Ramble

So... Although I've never kept a blog before... rambling on screen is nothing that I'm not already accustomed to. However, this may be something that is new to you... as in what I can do with just about anything. I'm famous for annoying (I prefer "entertaining") people with how much I have to say about, quite literally, nothing. Though nothing in itself is something. If it weren't something then I wouldn't be talking about it right now. And since I am, in fact, talking about it right now, it must be something. Sounds pretty logical to me. If you feel that you are silently, or not so silently, disagreeing here... then tough. Life is full of these tough, little, overly-unenthusiastic moments that you will find yourself powerless over. Or under... if you're unfortunate. Fortunately, for me... I don't care. So... let's move on to something else. Because, quite frankly, one can only talk about nothing for so long. Or, quite possibly, much longer than another one has ever anticipated. Or is still anticipating. Or has yet to anticipate. Or has yet to muster the mental energy to realize it was even something to anticipate. I'm going to stop typing out "anticipate" now because I'm finding that it's an annoying word to type out. I realize that my typing skills are above par... but there's no need to frustrate and annoy myself... present these useless challenges in favor of absolutely nothing. Once again... nothingness prevails. Everything is almost always sometimes usually never about nothing. So... one may find it mind-boggling how I can continue to go on about nothing... as I still am. I doubt you have ground for complaint here as you are here voluntarily... and you are still reading... voluntarily. Just because I'm putting these words down does not necessitate their reading. However, here you are reading them. Then again... here I am typing them. Which one of us is in need of more help? I think we both know the answer to this and yet only one of us is happy about the answer. Do you think that point can be argued? Because it can't be... it's flawless. Or is it? I don't really know... I didn't much think about it. I just typed it and continued on to another sentence. I do this with just about every sentence. Look at how much uselessness has been jam-packed into this one paragraph. I'm not quite sure why I've only used one paragraph. Other than the obvious, that is... I haven't hit my "enter" button to create a second paragraph. Still... my motive seems to be unclear. Who cares, really? That's pretty much what I thought. How nice of you to hang around this long with as uncaring as you are. You could move around... there's a whole internet to surf and seek out. Yet... you're still on this useless blog where you will read nothing that will benefit your day... your night... your morning... or to help you digest your food and get a better night's rest. Absolutely nothing in here is beneficial to you. I feel this begs the question as to why you are here... why are you here now? In the first place? In the last place? I warned you at the beginning that this wouldn't be fruitful. Trying to prove me wrong? Find a little treasure of trivia in here? Maybe just the bit on that nothing is something because, if not, nothing would then be nothing. It would have given me nothing to talk about. However, since nothing is not nothing, I had something to talk about. I suppose one could argue that. Or three. Arguments are much more productive when you're not flying solo. At least two people should be involved. Three for a bit more diversity. Just saying. I'm fairly certain I'm going to now end this and go find something productive to do. I suggest the same for you. I don't know how fast of a reader you are... therefore, I cannot declare how much time, exactly, you wasted reading this. I am confident in stating that no matter how long you took to make it here... it does not matter. Everything was about nothing to begin with.